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From: "Don Moore"  <MOORE@tmu1.mcrest.edu>
Organization: Teikyo Marycrest University
Date:         7 Sep 93 16:05:19 CST
Subject:      DX Humor: DXing for profit
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          A BLANDX BOOK REVIEW   By Jack Bradbury 
    
    A hurricane flattens Jamaica.  Tornados rip apart south-
central Texas.  Army generals take over the government in Haiti.  
My mother-in-law moves in with us.
    At least 1000 potential disasters threaten us every day, and, 
unfortunately, many do happen.  Now a new book by Tom Mills will 
help you prepare for trouble before it happens.  Titled "1001 
Ways to Profit from Emergencies through Survival Radio 
Monitoring", the author provides everything the reader would need 
to make a big score during a disaster.
    From "Relaying Traffic for Fun and Profit" to "Smuggling When 
the Earthquake Destroys Border Checkpoints", this book has 
everything.  Frequency lists for all US government agencies, all 
foreign government disaster agencies, and all known slave 
merchants are included in this one volume masterpiece.
    Survivalist Julio Barco says this book is "a must for any 
rugged, dumb individualist that enjoys army fatigues even though 
he has been out of the service for 25 years or more."  Reknown 
smuggle Les Spicer says, "It's the smugglers' bible. The one book 
to have. Nobody in the business would leave home without it."
    Author Tom Mills has been monitoring the radio spectrum on a 
profitable basis for over twenty years.  He has written 
extensively on radio monitoring in "Soldier of Fortune" magazine, 
"Survival Communications Handbook," "Radio and Disaster Weekly," 
and "Digest of Killer Storms."  He holds an advanced disaster 
communications license.  The IRS claims, "nobody can make money 
from natural disasters better than Tom Mills."  Praise from an 
expert is praise, indeed!
    "1001 Ways to Profit from Emergencies through Survival Radio 
Monitoring" is over 103 pages, printed on easy-to-burn-or-digest 
paper (just in case it's illegal to own this in your state or 
country), and is priced at $102.95 (under $1 a page!).  Don't 
forget the small shipping and handling charge of $37.95.  
Available from Not Another Shortwave Publications Outfit.
     
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The above items were excerpted from the 1989 edition of BLANDX, 
the annual DX humor magazine.  Contributions are currently being 
accepted for the 1993 edition of BLANDX. 
    
This file and other DX humor files from BLANDX posted to 
rec.radio.shortwave may be reposted electronically in their 
entirety and without changes anywhere provided a message is sent 
to me informing me where it is being posted to and by whom.  
Anyone wishing to use this material in a publication should 
contact me first, although permission will normally be freely 
given. 

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Don Moore               *      What were once vices        *
MOORE@tmu1.mcrest.edu   *            are now               *
11434 140th St.         *       good DXing habits.         *
Davenport, IA           *                                  *
52804-9538 USA          *              BLANDX 1990         *
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