HI THERE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION OF SOUND SAMPLES FROM  
DOUGLAS ADAMS' "THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY".       

The samples are from the original radio-show, 
broadcasted between 1977 and 1980 with random occurrences.        
These samples are recorded with a Soundblaster Pro, 
so you'll have to live with only 8 bits, but who's counting ?       

The samples are stored as Wave-files, according to the windows standard.
PKZIP v2.04 has been used to compress the files.
Uncompressed all wave-files will require 11.7 MB of your precious HD.
The compressed zip-files will require 7, 1.44 Floppy disks.
The zip-files are listed at the end of this file.

"Enjoy these fine samples of the even finer: 
"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy""."       

/* Don't panic ! : Tomas Wallin Gothenburg SWEDEN   */    
/* My temporary internet-address: svp3-80@adb.gu.se  */

ANSWER.WAV      
"Deep thought's" answer to the ultimate question, 
 about life the universe, everything . . ."

BEBBROX.WAV     
The radioman introduces Zaphod, 
before he announces Zaphod's theft of the ship Heart of Gold

BREAKDWN.WAV    
Arthur gets panics when his house has been demolished, 
Ford says he's from Beetlejuice and Vogoon's are destroying earth.

CONFUSE.WAV     
Can one be confused to death ?

DEEP.WAV        
Arthur comments Ford's time definition in the pub, 
just before the Vogoon's arrive.

DEMAND.WAV      
Philosopher's demand of the absence of solid facts, 
that would make their profession easier.

DRINK.WAV       
Zaphod is getting annoyed on the consequences of the 
indefinitely improbability drive and that pestering human Arthur Dent, 
so he pours himself a stiff drink.

DRUNK2.WAV      
Ford's comment on the entry in hyper-space drive.

DRUNK3.WAV      
Ford can't take it,  when he finds out that he is in a  virtual universe.

EDDIE.WAV       
Eddie the shipcomputer introduces himself.

EDIIE2.WAV      
Eddie continues to get on everybodys nerves.

GODPROOF.WAV    
The proof of the non-existence of god. 
Since the bablefish is such a neat construction, 
it couldn't evolve by random, god must have created it, 
therefore god exists, 
and therefore god doesn't exist since god proved his existence.

HEY_DOLL.WAV    
Zaphod's favourite phase on earth.

JELTZ.WAV       
Vogoon cmd. Jeltz calls for attention, 
before he will destroy earth to make way for a new space-motorway.

LEGAL.WAV       
Arthur asks Ford if he ever has seen anything like it. 
Ford answers ""Not in a legal state of mind""."

LIFE.WAV        
Life in the beginning of the universe.

LIS_MOTH.WAV    
Arthur complains about how he should have listen to his mother, 
what use is that, now when he's about being thrown out in space ?

LUCKY.WAV       
Arthur's towel just saved Zaphod from a faith worse than the faith of death, 
all due to a  chain of extremely unlikely events, 
during a period of 2 million years.

MARVIN.WAV      
Zaphod sighs: "Oh Marvin the paranoid android"

MARVIN1.WAV     
Marvin the manic-depressive android with one of his more typical questions.

NEW_PERS.WAV    
The second personality of the computer.

NEWS.WAV        
Another newsflash to all creatures less evolved than a demented bee.

OH_GOD.WAV      
Just "Oh god"

P(X).WAV        
The indefinitely improbability-drive is going toward normality (P(X)=1)

PGGB.WAV        
Intro "PanGalacticGurgelBlaster"

PGGB1.WAV       
The full perspective vortex awaits Zaphod, who is of course thrilled.

PHILOSOF.WAV    
Philosopher's protest that the computer "Deep thought"  
will get the answer to everything.

POET1.WAV       
A faith worse then the faith of death awaits Ford and Arthur.

POET2.WAV       
A quick summary what Vogoon poetry stands for.

POLICE.WAV      
The raving mad policeofficers, that hunts Zaphod.

POLICE2.WAV     
"Fire away"

RE_PRG.WAV      
Zaphod's promise to the computer, if it not will open the hatch-door.

RICH.WAV        
The world where no poverty existed, almost !?

SCIENCE.WAV     
Statistically you don't exist.

SIRIUSCY.WAV    
Sirius Cybernetics, the biggest and the most hated cooperation in the galaxy. Sirius Cybernetics constructs the friendly coffemachines, obeying doors and manic-depressive android.

STUPID.WAV      
Marvin talks the black killer-droid into to take out itself.

SUBRADIO.WAV    
Intro from the radioman, before he announces Zaphod's theft 
of the Heart of Gold.

TALK_ABT.WAV    
Arthur is avoiding to answer any question.

TERRIFIC.WAV    
Zaphod is delighted when he discovers that he just, most improbably, 
have picked up his semi-cousin Ford and that ape-thing 
from certain-death in space.

THEORY.WAV      
The theory about what will happen when all is resolved.

THREAT.WAV      
A 5 million old defence system is activated, 
when our heroes closes in on the mythical planet Margharetha.

VOGOON.WAV      
The hitchhiker's old revision on the Vogoon personality.

WORLDEND.WAV    
Ford orders 6 pints just before the end of the world, 
the bartender is enthusiastic.

Z_ORDER.WAV     
Ordering form to obtain the "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"

ZIP-files

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