From news.cs.tut.fi!news.funet.fi!sunic!mcsun!uknet!pipex!bnr.co.uk!bnrgate!nott!torn!utnut!cs.utexas.edu!not-for-mail Tue Jun 8 21:49:38 EET DST 1993 Article: 20628 of rec.radio.shortwave Path: news.cs.tut.fi!news.funet.fi!sunic!mcsun!uknet!pipex!bnr.co.uk!bnrgate!nott!torn!utnut!cs.utexas.edu!not-for-mail From: MOORE@tmu1.mcrest.edu ("Don Moore" ) Newsgroups: rec.radio.shortwave Subject: DX Humor - DX Personal Ads Date: 8 Jun 1993 13:13:59 -0500 Organization: Teikyo Marycrest University Lines: 66 Sender: daemon@cs.utexas.edu Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu DX PERSONALS Responses to DX personals should be sent to the listed box in care of BLANDX headquarters. I am turned on by older (over 45) experienced DXers with big radios. If you meet that description and would like to help a cute 19 year old beginner understand the facts of DXing, please write & send a picture of you and your big receiver(s) to Kate V., Box 264. I would like to meet someone who would be willing to stop by my house unannounced several times a year, tie me up, and then trash my DX shack and destroy my QSL cards, DX magazines, etc. in front of me. Lou M., Box 475. Recently divorced DX spouse looking for new DX hubbie. Must be willing to DX alone in a little room for at least 4 hours/night, 7/days a week AND bring home a hefty pay check. Conversational skills not important, but should have a pleasant body odor. Contact Maryanne J. Box 215. Blonde 23 year old YL DXer, built like a DXMate-10 receiver, would like to meet a 23-28 year DXer guy, built like a DXHunk-10, to get together and DX radio-controlled cars once or twice a week. Sandra B. Box 353. Looking for a he-man DXer willing to turn me on by wearing nothing but a loincloth I made with a Deutsche Welle pennant. Do YOU have what it takes? Denise J. Box 412. Make your body a work of art! Let me tattoo station logos on your buttocks. Eloise M. Box 232. Vince the DX Vulture is looking for a new home. He is completely house-broken, enjoys children, and eats spoiled carrion once a week. Moreover, he spends most of his time sitting atop antenna towers to protect them - which adds a real touch of class to any DX home! Obviously, a DX vulture is a suitable companion for any serious QSLer. Contact Mr. William, Box 002. ************************************************************** The above items were excerpted from the 1992 edition of BLANDX, the annual DX humor magazine. Contributions are currently being accepted for the 1993 edition of BLANDX. This file and other DX humor files from BLANDX posted to rec.radio.shortwave may be reposted electronically in their entirety and without changes anywhere provided a message is sent to me informing me where it is being posted to and by whom. Anyone wishing to use this material in a publication should contact me first, although permission will normally be freely given. ************************************************************ * * Don Moore * What were once vices * MOORE@tmu1.mcrest.edu * are now * 11434 140th St. * good DXing habits. * Davenport, IA * * 52804-9538 USA * BLANDX 1990 * * * ************************************************************