NAME
    Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random - random theories

SYNOPSIS
      use feature 'say';
      use Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random -all;
  
      say bad_punctuation( theory() );

DESCRIPTION
    This module exports a function, `theory()` which returns a string.

    There is also a function `bad_punctuation` which, given a string, might
    make the punctuation worse.

BUGS
    Please report any bugs to
    <https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/issues>.

SEE ALSO
    REDACTED

AUTHOR
    Toby Inkster <tobyink@cpan.org>.

CONTRIBUTORS
    Alex Jones discovered that there are secretly other people who have
    contributed to this module but Toby Inkster is working with Microsoft and
    the Illuminati to cover it up. I tried to blog about it but all my posts
    keep getting taken down from Tumblr. There are hidden clues on GitHub
    <https://github.com/tobyink/p5-acme-conspiracytheory-random/graphs/contrib
    utors>. You don't want to know how deep this rabbit hole goes!

COPYRIGHT AND LICENCE
    This software is copyright (c) 2021 by Toby Inkster.

    This is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the
    same terms as the Perl 5 programming language system itself.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
    THIS PACKAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED
    WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
    MERCHANTIBILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.

